(March 13, 2023) – Elephant in the Room) A pesky pachyderm is in the parlor and no one wants to talk about it.

(March 6, 2023 – Toy Story: Or, Don’t Squat with Your Spurs On) My life as a spoiled child who got everything he ever wanted without stabbing my brother.

(February 27, 2023 – Doll Baby) In search of a squeaky baby doll, Ray uncovers high crimes, misdemeanors and marriages in disarray.

(February 20, 2023 – Ennui) Ray drives down the road of boredom with a little bird and a Scandinavian heavy metal band.

(February 13, 2023 – A New Business Possibility for Our Country) Getting wiggy with the most pervasive expression in history. OMG!!!!

(February 6, 2023 – Oh My Godd!!!!) Catering to adults who want to pretend they are babies may be the next big thing. Big diapers required.

(January 30, 2023 – Please don’t Wake Up the Dancing Fool) If you want to be really free, go to a dance or go to bed, or do both at the same time.

(January 23, 2023 – Chickens on the Brain) Sorting out our intimate relationship with the chicken industrial complex.

(January 16, 2023 – Louie Louie) From obscurity to obscenity: the Louie Louie story.

(January 9, 2023 – How Not to Start the Day) In a world of healthy breakfasts, Ray finds an abomination.